The Monthly Rollercoaster

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This is what my month looks like, with slight variations, but you get the idea.

Day 1-4: Shark Week.  Augh, I am so disappointed AF is here and I'm not pregnant.

Day 4-a few days before ovulation: I hope my cycle is shorter this month.

A few days before ovulation: I have a good feeling. Let's baby dance everyday this week.

A couple days before ovulation: Yes, baby dance day two.  Feeling good about this.

A day before ovulation: Hmm, this is overkill.  Aren't the two days of baby dancing before enough?  Alright fine, but I'm starting to get sore.

Ovulation: YES, OPK positive!  So glad we BD'd yesterday.  Still, just in case, we should BD tonight. So sore.

A day after ovulation: Augh, BD again just for the sake of being sure.  May not be successful on DH's end.

Two days after ovulation:  Ooh, that feels like a cramp.  Is that an implantation cramp?

A week after ovulation: Ooh, that feels like a cramp.  Is that an implantation cramp?

A week before AF: My breasts are sore.  I'm so tired. Maybe I'm pregnant.

A day later:  Still sore, still tired. I should probably stop doing everything that I would stop doing when pregnant. DH must clean the catbox and do all heavy lifting.

A day later: Time to take a HPT.  Negative?  Let me check the chart to see what the accuracy  of HPT at 10 DPO is... oh, that low?  I'll test again in two days.

Two days later:  Take another HPT.  Negative?  Let me check the chart to see what the accuracy of HPT at 12 DPO is... oh, that low?  I'll test again in two days.

Two days later: AF AGAIN?!

Cycle repeat.


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